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C u r i o ualy tx p r rs e e a . C arton* way* of e x p ressin g Ideas ta E nglish m ay be expected from foreign ers. as. for Instance, w hen th e F ren ch m an, w ho m ade a call In th e country and w as about to be Introduced to th e fam ily, said : “Ah. ce lad les! Zen I vould before. If you please, vtsh to pnrify m ine ‘ands and to sw eep m lna h air.” _________________ SMITH WANTS Dressed Veal Dressed Pork Dressed Pigs Live Chickens Dressed Chickens Live Ducks Dressed Ducks Live Geese Dressed Geese Fresh Eggs Creamery Butler Honey Potatoes Onions Apples Fruit o f all Kinds. Fresh Vegetables, A ll Kinds o f Livestock, C ig a r box** to r P e p p e r. A d d ress all S h ip m en ts, F R A N K L S M I T H M E A T CO. " f i f h t l n i : t h e B e e f T ru » tM PORTLAN D. OREGON Dr. B. E. Wright SPL IN TE R S. and bell 5 C onnecticut Is an e n te rp risin g state. Its chief p roducts In th e good old days before th e p u re food law s w ere wood en n u tm eg s and bassw ood ham s. Now she b o asts a p h ila n th ro p ist who w as rec e n tly a rre ste d for g rin d in g op cig a r boxes and selling th e re su lt a s pepper. H ave your teeth out i r t p lat« and brt.iee work don*. For o u t-of-tow n p atron s w e finish plat« and bridge w ork in one day if n ecessary. Fine C are Fine H a ir B ig income—sh ip e n terin g th e h a r bor. Too many people Judge the world by th e ir own breadth. A m an can be run down in th e street ae well as In health. You wont to be sure of your foot ing before you clim b too high. T he Increase In the price of leather has m ade shoes pinch more than ever. B enners—A woman Is alw ays chang ing h er m ind. Je n n e rs—Not when she d e c id e s th a t she w ants a new gown. I t 1s a poor friend th a t w ill pat you o a th e back an d kick your feet out from under you a t th e sam e time. Boyce— I w onder w hat m akes a dog howl when m usic plays. Joyce— I don’t know, unless th e m usic aw akens th e fleas. It’s fine care (hat makes fine h a ir! Use A yer’s H air Vigor, new improved formula, sys te m a tic a lly , conscientiously, and you will get results. We know it stops falling hair, cures dandruff, and is a most elegant dressing. Entirely new. New bottle. New contents. Does not change the color o f the hair. fo r m u la w 'lh ««oh botti« % Show it to you« - d o c to r Ask him About It. than do as h s says yers SEASONABLE TITLE IN SOUTH Dfiffr P ain less E x tra c tio n F i t * w h e n p la te s or b rid g e w ork is o rd e re d . C o n s u 'ta tio n F ree. Y ou can n o t fret b e t te r p a in le s s w ork a n y w h e re , no m atter how m uch you p ay. All W ork fu lly G u a ra n tee d fo r f if t e e n Y ears Dr. B. E. Wright Co. 342 J Washington St., Portland, Oregon Take car at d epot and tran sfer to W ashington St. “ FILL Y O U R O W N T E E T H ” F ILL -O I f yon h ave ach in g teeth or ca v ities and yoa are too nervou s for th* den tal o rd ea l try Fill-O , the hom e d en tist. A t d ru ggist* or by m a il 25c. FILL-0 MFC CO, 351 E^pir* Bldg.. SuttW. W i* Blum&er-Frank D rug Co., d istrib u tors for Oregon T ry SuaiKi eye r e m e d y For R id , W eak. W eery, W ite r y Eye» xod | GRANULATED EYEU DS I Murine Ooesn *t SmBrt—Soothes Eye Pain Drascnte Sell Muria. Eye Rcne-dr, Liquid. 25c, 50c. $1.00 M urine E y* S a lv e , in A tlan tic T u b .., 2 5 c , $ 1 .0 0 EYE BO O K S AND A D V IC E F R E E BY MAIL M u r in e E y e R e m e d y C o .,C h ic a g o Cured in Drink Three Dùys “The N eal Cured M e” Habit 1 N o H y p o d e rm ic In je c tio n s . You can tak e th is treatm en t at th e In stitu te or your home, and your money w ill be returned if a p erfec t cu re ia not affected . In v e stig a te this, it w ill only tak e a few m om en ts to phone us for in form ation. Personal and financial referen ce on application. For fu ll in form a tion. phone, w rite or call at »he N E A L I N S T I T U T E Phone. Marshall 2400 \ 3 5 4 Hall St. PORTLAND. O R F .J It W ould Seem So. A yer’s H air Vigor, ss now made ‘'o m our T he subjoined item appeared in a new improved form ula, is the latest, most S o u th ern G entlem an Dubbed “G eneral F rench new spaper: “T h ere w as found scientiHc, and in every wnv the very beat H um idity” B ecause of Hla Ex In th e riv e r th is m orning the body of hair preparation ever placed upon the tre m e U npleasantness. a soldier cut to pieces and sew ed up m arket. For falling hair and dandruff It In a sack. The c ircu m stan ces seem is the one great m edicine. On th e w ide v e ra n d a of an old to preclude any suspicion of suicide.” —— U . d . b j t h . S . C . Ayar C *„ L o w ell. s o u th e rn h o te l s a t th e titled gentlem eD w ith th e i r w e e k ly papers a n d cooling ta in t juleps. "Jeff," w hisp ered th e Chicago man w ho had Ju st arriv ed , “can you tell m e th e d iffe re n t tiU es of those gen tle m e n T” T h e old colored h o stler grinned. "T e a s, boss. Ah kin tell po' ebby ESTABLISHED 40 YEARS one ob dem . D at big stout gen'm an SIXTH, AT MORRISON ST„ PORTLAND, OR. wkl de em pty Julep glass am O lneral Tom , eah. De uddeh gen’m an wld de We w ant you to try this Piano IN YOUR keep well with im perfect broad grin am O lneral C hesteh, sah. HOM E FREE. We w ant you to try it a t d igestion , c lo g g e d b o w els De lean gen’m an d a t am talk in ’ about our expense because— de w ah am O ln eral Clay, sah." A t the end of th irty days th e Piano and slu ggish liver. Take T h e C hicago m an w as Interested. IT SE L F will convince you of th e following a short course of the Bit “ Ah. In d e e d ! A nd who ts th a t crab- facta: ters. It always corrects bedlooking in d iv id u al sittin g In th e cor I t ’s the bqat value on e a rth for th e price n e r T“ such ills and greatly im (* 2 75 ) . “R im ? L ands, boss, h e am so dis proves your general health. a g reeab le en so u n p le a sa n t en he I t ’s M U SIC A L L Y and M E C H A N IC ALLY m ake yo' so w ahm we does call him right! O ln eral H um idity." We know th ere is so much real value in this W ellington Piano—w e ’re selling for *27.r,—on easy payments—th a t A Book Lover. w e’re willing to let it be I T S O W N SA L E SM A N . T h e old parson w as en deavoring to It will tell it's own story to y o u —in your home—if you’ll send us the So a little m issio n ary w ork behind the coupon. big sto n e w alls. FUuse sen.. me mil particulars concerning this unusual Fiano offer. Tkey won ¡hi franti »rvc *ar Kotes at üeaftV _ F jomum * “W h at b ro u g h t you h ere, my so n ?” They arc pUated ta Portinai* mosl U u t ‘%) m te i ¿fus. L field plants b; expmt. Send poni I far c*tak>ime today. THE SiBSkW h e q ueried of an Inm ate. ROSE NUU ye RIU. lidO C. 51I w . uk .« A t « m . .»ertieai. 0r*coa N am e..................................................... Address.................. .......................... “I am here, sir, becau se of m y fond n ess for books," an sw ered No. 2323. "In d e e d !" exclaim ed th e good man in su rp rise. ’"W hat kind of books, A T sst of 8hakesp*are. nitty I ask ?" Tents, Awnings, Sail* A frien d of fa th e r’s told m e th a t la "P ocketbooks," briefly an sw ered th e U ti, Hu* mocks. C u n t u 4 Cevars the only te s t to apply In considering 1 or 1,000 at factory pric««. otheo. PACIfIC TtNT AND AWNING C<h w hich p a rts of the doubtful plays are 27 N. First S t.. Portland. Or. genuine. . . . "If you w ant to read S am eness of Opinion. "I suppose,” said th e yonng m an It. It’s S h ak esp eare; and If you don’t. w ith th e soiled collar and baggy tro u It lBn't."— Tlie S pectator. sers, as he sa t down besldo a stra n g e r A «nay o r a n d C h e m la t, oward e . btrton on one of th e park benches, "you - H - u L v ku u J i i ville, i i D , i Coloríalo. v io i o u v . K pociuion p r ic e s : G old, w ouldn't ta k e me for a m em ber of a S ilv e r . L e a d . (1. G o ld , S ilv e r . 75o; G o ld . 60o; Z in o o r C - o p p e r .ll . M ai U na e n v e lo p e « a n d f u l l p r ic e l is t . C 0FFE Ë T 7 m illio n aire's family, would you?" • e n t o n a p p lic a tio n . C o n tro l a n d TTmplrc w ork a » TEA SPICES “No," answ ered the stra n g e r, a fte r lio ita d . R e f e re n c e : C a rb o n a te N a tio n a l B a n k . B A R IN O P O W D E R 183 M adison S t . P ortland , O ricon slxtng him up, "fran k ly speaking, 1 KODAK * EXTRACTS , w ouldn’t." C S JUST RIGHT "N e ith e r would the m illionaire," re W rit« for catalogue« and literature. D eveloping «ammiiiij.n-iui.i9. joined th e young man, sadly, "I asked and printing. Mail orders g iv en prom pt attention CiPS SETODEVEJB P o r t l a n d P h o t o S u p p l y Co. him la s t n ig h t” PORTLAND, O R E ' U SE 148 Third S treet P O R T L A N D . ORE. Sherman F I N K E BROS. A T R IP TO PORTLAND FREE CUT RATES IN PAINLESS DENTISTRY P a in le s s E x t r a c t i o n ........ Free , S ilv e r F illin g s ......................... 30c t G old F i lli n g s .............................75c r 22 K. Gold C r o w n s ................... $3 2 . « . W1W P o r cela in C r o w n s ...................$3 L. M olar G old C r o w n s ................ P E rid ge W o rk . 22 K. G o ld ... $3 I n la y F ills , P u re G o l d ..........$2 V e r y N ic e R ub b er P l a t e ... .84 B e s t R ub b er P la te o n E a r th ......................................$7 A L L T H IS W O R K 19 G U A R A N T E E D . D o n ’t th row you r m on ey a w a y . A d ollar saved Is tw o d o lla r s earn ed . O ur o rig in a l reliab le Modern P a in le s s M eth od s and ou r p e r fe c te d office eq u ip m en t sa v e s u s tim e an d you r m on ey. K O D A K S £S dppkl °Ï CUT DOWN YOUR LIGHT BILL Tough Luck. “I suppose," said the kind lady, as sh e handed th e husky hobo a generous w edge of apple pie, “th a t your l o t la Up-to-date Illumination full of h ard sh ip s ?*' " D a fs de proper w ord fer It, Send for Catalogue and m a’am ." replied the h. h. "In de w in Price List te r w’en de farm ers ain ’t d oin’ nothin ECONOMICAL LIGHTING COi but e a tln ’ apples an' d rln k ln ' hard GEO. C. H O G A N . Mar. cider It’s too cold fer m e t ’ be tram pln 46 Natl* Sixth Si. PORTLAND. ORL ero u n d ; a n ' In de sum m er peoples’ al leys offerin' m e work." Modern Gasoline Lamps BOSTON DENTISTS. 5 th ft Morrisen. Peril.nd Entrance 291H M orrison, opposite Postoffice arid M eier A Frank. Established ia Portland 10 years. Open evening* nnril If and Sunday* until 12:10. for people who work. The Girl Who Lives Alone ECTaOJSJ S K E i ------------- LLE » 9 m o ) k ‘ 20333^ A b so lu te ly sm okeless a n d odorless Is Invaluable in its capacity of quickly giving heat, It will burn nine hours with one filling. It is safe, smokeless i and odorless; has a cool handle and a dam per top. An Indicator show s the smount of oil In the font. The 6Iler-cap Is put In like a cork in s bottle, and is attached to tbs font by s chain. It has an a u t o m a t i c - l o c k i n g f l a m e s p r e a d e r , which prevents the wick from being turned high enough to sm oke, and Is easy «0 remove and drop bsck so tbs wick esn be q u ick ^ c le ire d . The burner body or gallery cannot become wedded, and esn be unscrewed In an instant for rewtckin*. Finished la ¡span or nickel, strong, durable, well. Blade, built for service, and yet light and ornamental. DwHra b m r ^ n . U nUe! femrt. m n fjf - - ---- •—---- I— — r«e S ta n d a rd Oil Company W ith th o e e too h a v e tie e n l a t h « h a b i t o f pay In « , a n d you w ill — t h a t w» o ffe r you a a u h a ta a tla l $*»• I n « o n a l l w ork a n d yon c a n n o t «art »Hitter p a in l« M w o rk a n y w h e re , n o m a t t e r h o w m u c h / o n p ay. IT N E E D E D E X E R C IS E . w h eth er sh e attends college or g o es to b u sin e ss, n eed s th e P erfection O il H eater. It w ill heat a cold , ch e e rle ss boarding h ou se or dorm itory room and m ake It livable. It is alw ays a ready help in the m any things w om en do for th e m se lv e s in their room s. W ith the dam per top opened it w ill heat w ater for tea or c o c o a ; it w ill dry the sm all articles that a wom an prefers to w ash herself in her ow n room. It w ill quickly heat an iron or curling ton gs; q uickly dry w et sh o e s or sk irts— an ever readv help for the wom an w h o liv e s alone, d ep en d ent on her ow n resou rces. The > E R F E C T flO ] Compare Our Prices W. L. D O U G LA S HAND -SEW ED Q U PROCESS A C C O n U E . 0 MEN’S »2.00. «2.60, «2.00, «6.60, »4.00, »6.00 WOMEN'S *2.50, »8,*3.40, *4 BOYS’ #2.00, *2.80 &, »8.00 THE STANDARD FOR 3 0 YEARS They are absolutely the most [Mpularand beatahoee for the price In America. They are the leaders every where because they bold their shape, fit better, look hotter and wear lon- 5 .0 0 II roar dealar O rder C a t a l o g . A il w o r k f u l l y g u a r a n t e e d f o r f i f t e e n y e a r« . W ise D en tal C o . , i « c . P N U falttni BuHdlet. Third and Wast,l*etan P0«TUUt0. ML t t f l l K N w r i t In a t o a d v e r t i s e r * p i e IT m e n tio n th is paper. Painless Dentists o m o « B o a rs: • A. M . to I F. a t. ftiaA ay a. » t e l No. 42—'19 Jaqae« Míg. Co. Chicago. Mr. B lllyuns—Mr autom obile looks like It had been subjected to m ighty bod tr e a tm e n t Did you h av e It out w hile I waa aw ay? Hla C hauffeur—Yl*. aor. I—e r —e r It a Uttle, ao r. tvry day, W ent W rong. B tee fc . s a e r y d e w b e ’. r s p r s o d t h . s k y ; K llJ o rO a n 'a la w n w a a v e r y d r y : H a s p r in k le d It w it h m l s h t s a d m a l n - Y e t a ll t h e a s m s . It d id n ’t r a in . W ant Som ething B etter. “T always find." sold Deacon H*rd- aerw, “that the Lord w ill provide, eotneberw." "Tea. bat the people o f title country are gerttln' so they ain't winin' to be provided tor merely som ehow,“ replied the Infidel a/ the neighborhood. Stands for • Q u ality E conom y P urity In providing th e fam ily’s m eals, don’t be satisfied w ith an y th in g b u t th e b e s t K C guaranteed perfec tion a t a m oderate price. It m akes everything better. T ry and see. J m iv